We have been experiencing some technical difficulties since our last transmission, it seems some Xiondians are not as nice as we thought, and have decided to throw grelumbian grukelsnackers at our cameras, and you know what the acid does to the filaments, don't even get me started.

Back to our report

Xoindia Day:???

We have come across a diary of a man whom crossed the desert and being re-united with his brother from across the desert, we will not spoil if he made it or not, and we will be reading it aloud, and it is as follows:

19/72/473

It is my first day trying to cross the desert, and it has become very difficult for me to keep my breaths strong, I have made camp about 50 kilmetes (kill-meat-ees) away from land, and hope to do twice that tomorrow. I already miss my family and my friends, but I know they are cheering me on to make it across this harsh unforgiving environment. I will not fail them, and will become the first to cross.

20/01/473

Another cycle has passed, and the new months were predicted to be colder than they really are. It is hotter than it was yesterday, and hope this does not continue, I have passed the P.N.R. today and am out of half my starting supplies. I only hope that my compass and X.P.S. won't fail me on my journey due to harsh environments.

This is all for today, tune in next time on Xionda History: a true story

¶ 11:32 PM

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