History of Xionda
This is just a recap for those who didn't tune in to channel 1,329 last night for the complete history of Xionda(zee-own-dah). Now, Xiondia is one half water, one half land, and exactly one half of that land is desert. Xiondians are very similar to earthers, except for one major difference! They have a little yellow triangle under their eyes. In some cases their have been light blue triangles under their eyes.
Xiondians are trained to be warriors, training in every fighting style known to them. They spend over 20 years in just training alone. Then they spend 5 years later just to learn the history! Their life expectancy is about twice as long as normal people. They also have the most advanced armor, but they have very primitive weapons, such as swords. They're very strong, so they don't need very strong weapons to do their stuff. But with their strong bodies come a price, they must eat twice as much!
Thus far they have had 9 kings, 10 emperors and 1 president. Diplomacy is not really big here, only because the president wasn't really a "people person", so a riot broke out and whell... umm... we'll leave that for later. So you see the emperors and kings were just commoners because royalty just picks someone out of the blue just to make it fair for everyone.